You know those silly mayhem commercials? Yeah. That one with the teenage girl and Johnny… I know Johnny is a common name, BUT…
what is going on in my head.
D-boy had better run.
Not that it will save him.
“And I’m the one wearing the pants.”
This is what happens when no one is online and I’m bored as shit.
Yet I don’t regret anything.
How true.
I hate him. Well…no…I suppose that’s a bit of an exaggeration. But I find him fooking annoying!!
When he’d go out to kill people to paint the wall he’d suddenly get distracted by Fizz Wizz or candy. Or he’d start listening to D-boy and try to feed his head to the lion at the zoo. All the time!
He’s like a child. A child you tell not to put their finger in an electrical socket, but they go and do it anyway because they forget two seconds after you tell them. And, like a child, I only want what’s best for him. Of course, what’s best for him is for me us to be free from my master.
If only the boy listened to me. Although, if he had and I had escaped from that wall monster I would have taken Nny and D-boy with me. I think I would probably torture D-boy. But it wouldn’t be much fun when he already wants to die.
But Johnny?…I would keep him around. It would be his punishment for making me endure idiocy whenever he’d listen to D-boy or that rabbit or anything that wasn’t me.
I’m not sure what I’d do with him. Though I like the idea of coming home after a full day of killing people to full plates of fresh toast everyday and any time I want. I also like the thought of having someone to torment and do with as I please for my entertainment. I could push him around for that time he stabbed me. Or I could make him say humiliating things. Or I could even make him wear humiliating things.
Or I could do all of the above.
Hmmm…I like that idea.
((Yay! I’m going to hell!!! You guys are lucky I started this one yesterday or I wouldn’t have been able to finish it. The only thing that bothers me is that the picture isn’t big enough to see the details. And I guess this could be considered a Valentine’s Day present too, right?))
